Ahhh the joys of fatherhood, playing with baby all day, then giving baby a bath and being too wiped out to put a diaper on him, so you and baby fall asleep on the couch. Baby laying on your stomach, drolling a river, the slimy natural contortion rolling down your side tickling you as you doze, baby snoring like a grown man. Then when you have dozed for what you thought was hours, but was only a few minutes, you feel a warm stream of liquid cascading down the side of your stomach. You think you are in a dream, laying in a warm creek on a hot summer day. But then you hear the babble of baby talk, and you slowly open you eyes and a toothless, snorty nosed, bright eyed baby is looking at you with a big smile on his face. So you attempted to sit up, as baby smiles even more, then you realized that you were too tired to put a diaper on him before you dozed off, and baby pee is still rolling off your body, so you look at the mess and look at baby and you see it in his eyes, he knew exactly what he did, sitting on mommy’s expensive couch, in a wet mess smiling triumphantly. But damn it, he look so cute with that no teeth smile you just can’t get mad at him.